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Go ahead an inhale...you can just smell the tolerance. He writes your name down, Sats? Are you sure this isn't a 13 year-old girl? If he is obsessed with you, just reverse the whole thing by...

1. Finding where he's at, then snap a couple of pictures of him. When he approaches you, giggle like a schoolgirl, and sprint away from him. Make sure you do this at least twice.

2. Bake him some gingerbread men, bite all the crotches off of them. Now give him the gingerbread men, and don't forget to say " it doesn't matter how hard they tried to get away, I always get them in the end."

3. Ask him if you can have some of his hair, while he is still in the middle of asking why, reveal your hand which has marker eyes, and lipstick. In a squeaky voice say, "Cuz I'm hungry!".