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American cops will never, ever take any training from someone who is not a cop. You end up with thuggery. I've seen our boys take down people on three separate occasions, and all three were with some sort of locks, looked Aikido-ish. Our cops are HUGE. like Arnie HUGE. Then again, I understand that to be selected to serve on the force of our city is among the most difficult selection process in the nation. If they directed me to do a tap dance, I'd hoof it like Gregory Heines. ![]() In any event, here's my impression on the events currently going on in that dude's life: Mr. DTMB: "Dad, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed the family." Mr. DTMB's Dad: (Smoking Pipe) "On the contrary son, what you did was a very brave thing, standing up to Herman Munster like that. Your mother and I are damn proud of you boy! Here, have a Lexus! Mr. DTMB: Gee, thanks, Dad!!!!! But...aw....blue? Mr. DTMB's Dad: "Oh what heck, Candy-Apple red it is!!!!!" Mr. DTMB: "You're the bestest DAD! " ![]() I hope that dude's balls lit up like a Christmas tree. |
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