[PypeDeft]

Hey Corwyn, you'd love this place. The weather sucks but the fish & chips are awesome and we all speak a quaint variant of your American tongue...

Actually, I've been there once, several years ago. Took me 4 days to figure out your coin system, but yes, the fish and chips were quite good, as were the pints (not that I drink very much...I think I had a grand total of 3 pints in my 2 weeks there) and the ginger beer. And it was even a nice sunny day for my visit to Hampton Court Palace.

And the country is also responsible for such lovelies as Keira Knightley, Kate Beckinsale, Harry Jones, Kate Winslet...

One downside is that I'd end up training under you, Sats, Chidokan...and then I'd get the promised arse-kickings

As for the American tongue, my visit to the Tower of London began with our Yeoman Warder guide asking us, "How many of you are visiting from America?...Are you here on holiday, or are you here to learn the language?"