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I live on a peninsula, so while the wind makes it colder than a lawyer's heart we don't get much snow 'cos of all the seawater surrounding us. So when it snows here, you can be fairly sure the rest of the country has already bought snowshoes and stockpiled tinned beans.

Upside - A few mates have a flat which is hands down the best snipers nest I've ever seen for snowballs. Elevated position, clear line of sight to the pub opposite and a bamboo fence that you can see through, but can't be seen through. Nothing says Happy New Year like beaning snowballs off the head of some humourless tosser threatening you with a bat