[cut sifted ephedra sinica]

I think they're actually pretty happy where they are.

[TouccuraLar]

Haifa's not that large. Perhaps we could construct an exact replica out in the Nevada desert, drop some gas on the city overnight to knock them all out and relocate them to Nevada? Keep them safe.

[zdoppiklonikaa]

I read about some Haredi jews making a big stink about Intel workers working on Sabbath and they lit a car on fire in protest which made me shoot soda out of my nose as I recall.

(the protest was on a saturday)

[Evoncalabbalo]

Jews gave us the core architecture. Big deal. Arabs gave us numbers. FIND A NEW ARGUMENT.

[RafaelYV]

Jews gave us the core architecture. Big deal. Arabs gave us numbers. FIND A NEW ARGUMENT.

Fact: Core architecture computers numbers faster than your average Arab. Arabs don't even need to count anymore anyway, they've got those red countdown clocks on their belts to do it for them.

(Sorry Albert Speer )

[pkopwqzsdcvbn]

I thought it was assumed Christianity could build on the work of the Jews.

Isn't that the whole purpose of Christianity?

[Percocetti]

For the first time on Apolyton, I have been owned.

[ariniaxia]

I'll submit the paperwork.

[Hammaduersnes]

If you put the can upside down in the fridge, it no longer is flat.

[r5YOPDyk]

Also consider pouring it in ice cube trays and freezing it. Then when you make your faggy girly drinks you can put the coke inside the rum ON THE ROCKS...in one fell swoop

[Cucoulkrory]

Look twink I don't drink coke and rum because it takes like coke and *** if you know what I mean. Well it's gonna get ***'d but it rhymed with another word for jizz, putting it mildly. Just a total disaster, I prefer to drink MOJITOS.

[Gcromqgb]

So it comes down to the mint? That's the deal-breaker for you? GOD!

[colmedindustry]

I'm sure that goes over well in AA.

ACK!