[Anaerbguagree]

i've never read so many lies in a single post

[bensabath]

I havent met Floyd and I agree with Ben's interpretation

[geaveheadeNox]

When a kid says he's a robot, do you call it a lie too?

[Freedjome]

Eh, #10 has some truth to it. The rest is pretty sad, I mean "Oh my God, can you %&*#* my friend too", have some dignity man.

[HedoShoodovex]

Originally posted by David Floyd
Don't see any of you *****es posting anything. You've never seen any of us post anything? More lies.

[Waymninelia]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi


That's because we are too busy ****ing. I will personally castrate a monk if you ever have sex. Ever.

[loyalgagora]

Originally posted by David Floyd
MarkG, I wouldn't doubt that the "I won't have sex wtih you thing" has been posted elsewhere. I didnt' steal it from anywhere, it's just common knowledge, and has been said to most of us. Well, at least most of us who get drunk and have sex. Not everyone needs to get drunk to have sex, nor do they need their partner to get drunk and have sex.

Believe me, you are a lightweight in both areas on this site. The gays on this site would win any contest. Boris even has sex with people who come to buy his mattress. You can't win here.

[gactanync]

I will personally castrate a monk if you ever have sex. Ever. Poor monk.

[neniajany]

Originally posted by David Floyd


You're right, butt-sex sorta disgusts me. Even with women. I once had [insert story about butt-sex here] and I'm just not into it.

You would also clearly win a drinking contest, if said contest involved shooting Watermelon Jolly Ranchers and Upside Down Wedding Cake shots. If that's the contest, I concede. I'd rather lose than drink that ****. How dare you say I drink girly drinks.

It is well known and documented on this very site that you are lying again here.

I am a man's man drinking manly drinks.

You probably drink ***** **** like beer.

[BalaGire]

You would also clearly win a drinking contest, if said contest involved shooting Watermelon Jolly Ranchers and Upside Down Wedding Cake shots. If that's the contest, I concede. I'd rather lose than drink that ****. Now that's funny!

Tell us how you really feel Floyd.

[PaulCameron]

Originally posted by David Floyd
In related news, before it gets brought up, when I went to a Poly Meet in England, I was observed drinking Smirnoff Ice in public. What can I say, that was before I started drinking professionally. I was also 18.

Also Asher, I'm glad you're a manly man. I also concede if the drinking contest includes doing beer bongs full of Coors Light. Smirnoff Ice and Coors Light?

Are you serious? Even I don't do that. Ever. Wow.

[illiniastibly]

I observed Floyd guzzling a Colada when we had our Austin meet.

[thakitt]

WRT that Austin meet, as I recall I was the one who took you guys around 6th St. I also recall being the only one to make it until 2am. Didn't I have to stay out by myself after you got too drunk to continue? I should hope so considering we had a 2 hour drive back to San Antonio.

[AnypecekceS]

Hmm. Top thing a woman has ever said to me? 'I'll leave you three gentlemen alone then' is probably up there.

[dahlilaninfo]

Originally posted by Starchild
Hmm. Top thing a woman has ever said to me? 'I'll leave you three gentlemen alone then' is probably up there. A woman said about the same thing to me recently (well two instead of three). But we were having a good philosophical discussion and she was just drunk and wanted attention.

JM
(She was hot though, but really drunk girls turn me off if I am not drunk, and it was a good discussion.)

[nerrttrw]

from memory - top repetitive thing a woman has said to me is "can you wash the dishes?"

[dWSOj26H]

In my experience, Floyd's #10 is spot-on.

The rest seems plausible.

[GooogleGuy]

Under blankets.

Republicans...

[tmobmobfil]

Originally posted by Asher
Under blankets.

Republicans... If republican means trying not to sound too crass by saying under blankets instead of while I was ******* the **** out of her. Then yes guilty as charged.

[Attaniuri]

This is one of the most misogynistic threads ever.