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**Abaronos** · 02-14-2008, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by Asher
Are all hot girls gay too?

That is a metaphor.

The Jersey is an actual portrayal of, well, flaming'

**limpoporanique** · 02-14-2008, 03:25 AM

Originally posted by Asher
I had him use the whiteboard to write some SQL. He had to use aggregate functions. So he used COUNT(). The problem is he repeatedly left the O out.

I could barely contain myself. Poor guy.

**elektikakass** · 02-14-2008, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by Lorizael
Good luck on your search. How long until you consider escort services? If you mean working for them, I'm underweight and scrawny. I'd never sell.

**corolaelwis** · 02-15-2008, 02:07 AM

My company doesn't hire anyone without a BSc or higher in computer science or mathematics.

And there's no code monkeys here, it's a boutique consulting firm. If you had any idea the rates we charged clients per hour, you'd see why the term "code monkey" doesn't suffice. Code Monkeys are Devry graduates, you are correct there...

**HagsPusia** · 02-15-2008, 02:28 AM

I thought I just explained this to you, but apparently it went over your head.

There's a difference between a computer programmer ("code monkey") and a software engineer. Not just in title. But a massive difference in education, qualifications, and pay as well.

It's equivalent to the difference between a radiology technician and a oncologist.

**Alliopeti** · 02-15-2008, 03:00 AM

Asher you are not an oncologist, I call bullshit.

**newpiknicker** · 02-15-2008, 03:54 AM

Originally posted by Asher
I thought I just explained this to you, but apparently it went over your head.

There's a difference between a computer programmer ("code monkey") and a software engineer. Not just in title. But a massive difference in education, qualifications, and pay as well.

It's equivalent to the difference between a radiology technician and a oncologist. Nah, all you need to do is learn how to bang away at some code. Seems pretty straight forward and mundane to me.

**ebookinfo** · 02-15-2008, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by Lorizael
Oh yeah? Well when I took AP Comp Sci in High School, I learned how to create databases and sort them! Also, I made this program that moved fish around in an imaginary tank. Top that!

I remember that program

**MFSSCW2c** · 02-15-2008, 05:39 AM

Originally posted by Asher
I can see why they put you on a boat in the middle of nowhere. San Diego is substantially less "Nowhere" than anywhere in Canada.

02-14-2008, 03:14 AM	#21
Abaronos Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 452 Senior Member	Originally posted by Asher Are all hot girls gay too? That is a metaphor. The Jersey is an actual portrayal of, well, flaming' Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2008, 03:25 AM	#22
limpoporanique Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 483 Senior Member	Originally posted by Asher I had him use the whiteboard to write some SQL. He had to use aggregate functions. So he used COUNT(). The problem is he repeatedly left the O out. I could barely contain myself. Poor guy. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-14-2008, 06:28 AM	#23
elektikakass Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 397 Senior Member	Originally posted by Lorizael Good luck on your search. How long until you consider escort services? If you mean working for them, I'm underweight and scrawny. I'd never sell. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-15-2008, 02:07 AM	#24
corolaelwis Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 470 Senior Member	My company doesn't hire anyone without a BSc or higher in computer science or mathematics. And there's no code monkeys here, it's a boutique consulting firm. If you had any idea the rates we charged clients per hour, you'd see why the term "code monkey" doesn't suffice. Code Monkeys are Devry graduates, you are correct there... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-15-2008, 02:28 AM	#25
HagsPusia Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 474 Senior Member	I thought I just explained this to you, but apparently it went over your head. There's a difference between a computer programmer ("code monkey") and a software engineer. Not just in title. But a massive difference in education, qualifications, and pay as well. It's equivalent to the difference between a radiology technician and a oncologist. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-15-2008, 03:00 AM	#26
Alliopeti Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 435 Senior Member	Asher you are not an oncologist, I call bullshit. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-15-2008, 03:54 AM	#27
newpiknicker Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 460 Senior Member	Originally posted by Asher I thought I just explained this to you, but apparently it went over your head. There's a difference between a computer programmer ("code monkey") and a software engineer. Not just in title. But a massive difference in education, qualifications, and pay as well. It's equivalent to the difference between a radiology technician and a oncologist. Nah, all you need to do is learn how to bang away at some code. Seems pretty straight forward and mundane to me. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-15-2008, 04:35 AM	#28
ebookinfo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 392 Senior Member	Originally posted by Lorizael Oh yeah? Well when I took AP Comp Sci in High School, I learned how to create databases and sort them! Also, I made this program that moved fish around in an imaginary tank. Top that! I remember that program Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-15-2008, 05:39 AM	#29
MFSSCW2c Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	Originally posted by Asher I can see why they put you on a boat in the middle of nowhere. San Diego is substantially less "Nowhere" than anywhere in Canada. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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