[Jjfotqse]

I don't have any good ones, but my friend told me to tell my dad I was lesbian. Then I was like...Why, so he can beat the sh!t out of me then throw the bible at my face?! NO WAYS! He'd never let me have anyone sleep over anymore!

I would like to read good ones though.

[OwdBKKHO]

Originally posted by b etor
I don't have any good ones, but my friend told me to tell my dad I was lesbian. Then I was like...Why, so he can beat the sh!t out of me then throw the bible at my face?! NO WAYS! He'd never let me have anyone sleep over anymore! He'd laugh so hard if you yelled "APRIL FOOLS" right after he broke your nose. It would be an instant classic.

[excholza]

Is he gay?

[tsaaapla]

lol ask him LOL

[Nidsstese]

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html

gmail papr lawl lawl

[irresseni]

In all seriousness b etor

dont hit back, but stand your ground, look him in the face

smile then walk away laughing

sad to say it only works 50%

but enjoyed by those who do it 100%

[Vipvlad]

http://www.google.com/tisp/

[Zenthachall]

There's also the Babe Thread by Ming.

[FalHaitle]

woot!

[ambiddetcat]

Originally posted by Platypus Rex
In all seriousness b etor

dont hit back, but stand your ground, look him in the face

smile then walk away laughing

sad to say it only works 50%

but enjoyed by those who do it 100% That's what I've always done.
minus the smiling and walking and laughing. I end up crying after I start bleeding.

[gogoleanylinkfo]

Underwater fence to be built between U.S., Canada

[RenyBontes]

Wow. He's such a big man.

[Usesdiums]

Originally posted by joncha
Wow. He's such a big man. [after, I'm in my room cleaning]
*through the door*
"[b etor], I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier"
"Stop, I don't care anymore"
"I've just had a headache all day, then I was watching all the videos you recorded of the kids playing their games"
"Yea, and every time you watch old vids you always get mad at me. You always do this. You get super angry, then you always freak out and yell at me even if I have nothing to do with whatever the hell you're upset about, and sometimes you hit me. Then afterwards you apologize and hug me and say it won't happen again, but it always does, so just stop."
"I don't get mad at you, I get mad at myself for working so much and not being there. When did I hit you?"
"You haven't for a few months, suprisingly."
*silence*
"Well, we're going now if you'd like to come with us"
"Going where?"
"To church for confession"
"I'm busy cleaning my room since you want it done so bad. Then I'll be busy making the website you're having me make for LECOM's program. So no thanks, I'll pass."
"Ok. I love you"
"Bye."

So he and my mom are going to confession now, Easter is next sunday after all.


I demand to read something funny.

[cindygirl]

, good idea. not. let us know how that turned out.

[vernotixas]

Originally posted by Sprayber
One of my coworkers planned to break up with his girlfriend for april fools. I'm interested on how well that went for him.

[MartZubok]

I'm guessing he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

[reaciciomarep]

There was a great story in the Daily Mail about people using Charcoal BBQs having to get a licence to use them and having to pay £5 a time to offset their Carbon use - with councils employing roving BBQ inspectors able to enter your garden if they can smell your BBQ and slap you with on the spot fines and confiscation of your equipment...

[heltduell]

Yeah, it started of in a very plausible Daily Mail tirade manner...

[Fainnamoony]

I have no choice.