[22paseabelldaps]

In order that there would be no need for further speculation or confusion on this matter, I would like to come clean and clear this whole thing up right now.

Effie, I know that my identity has been in question partially due to several photos of me which have been placed on this forum. And, Mary, I know at one time I told you that I was an international supermodel traveling India in search of truth; however, the truth is I am Owen Jones.

This is too much fun. Yes, ludicrous is the word for the day--hopefully, we can just laugh it off.

(now that I've come out of the closet, and I'm openly Owen now, I don't sign my name anymore)