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BREAKING NEWS from The Spin Zone.

Even though Ron Paul is the father of the beloved Tea Party, he will not win the nomination!
Don't waste your vote! A vote for Ron Paul is only a protest vote.
If all of Iowa votes for Ron Paul, they will be considered a bunch of nuts and rural hicks.
Iowa is only signifigant if the people vote for Mitt Romney.
If it snows, only Ron Paul nuts will come out to vote. Don't let the kooks out vote you...get out and vote for Romney no matter what the weather is doing!
Ron Paul hates Jews. Ron Paul will abolish the military. Ron Paul is an isolationist.
Ron Paul probably knew about and read the racist news letter from 20 years ago.
Ron Paul is a Liberal radical that wants to legalize heroin for children.
Ron Paul was probably in the KKK.
Ron Paul is the devil!

Did I cover it all?