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Will it was around 10 pm. Wife was sleeping in the bed, while I was still awake playing ps3 in my basement. While the online game is still loading, I hear my garage side door close. Thinking to myself what the f my wife is doing my garage this late. We have two garage, one that connect to our house, n one that is behind the house. I keep my other two wives "car" n our bikes in the back garage. Well, after I played game for 5-10min after hearing the door close. My dumb a$$ realize my wife went to bed a couple of hours ago. I then rushed out to the back garage, thinking to myself f my car. When I got there my two cars was still there. I thought I was just hearing things. I turn around n saw that my wife's bike was missing. Thinking to myself maybe it's a little punk that just jacked the bike. Well it was late, n I didn't feel like calling the cops that late. Was gonna call the cop first thing in the morning. Went inside n wash up, jumped into bed. My bed faced the window that is faced toward the garage side door. I was laying in bed trying to fall to sleep, then I saw my light in the garage side door. N the door was wide open. I hurry up n ran outside to the garage with only in my boxer. Lol. When I got there, the women was about to come out. I looked at her n say wtf u doing in my garage? She looked at me n say please don't hit me with that bat. She then say that she just wanna borrow the bike so she can Go get some more beers for her n her friends. She didn't want to drive cause she didn't want to get a DUI. I looked behind her, n of course my wife bike was there where we always put it. She got 24 pack in each of her hands, n her backpack was loaded with one or two more pack. O, yeah it was all MGD. I told her u know u almost got knock the f out, n u r one dumb a$$ b----. She say she was sorry n she won't do it again, she even told me it's her third time borrowing the bike. ????? Wow!!! I better start remembering to lock that side door. she even offer me beer.lol. I told her just f##_en get out of here after me making her showing me her ID cause i knew she was a uwgb student.The next day around noon she came over n say her sorry again to me n my wife, cause she didn't want us going to uwgb n telling on her, cause a student can get kick out if stealing or whatsoever around the neighborhood here. Lmao. We told her don't worry about it, n just don't f en do it again. She was pretty cute too after seeing her in the day light. Lol.