[slimsex]

Some of it is quite brilliant, I follow him on Twitter

[Diwokfkq]

Strangely enough, I can see my father in law saying a lot of these.

[eduptultyt]

"The dog is not bored, it’s a ****ing dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a ****ing rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog." LOL. Some of these are really funny.

[aliceingoogs]

I LOVE this one:

"You sure do like to tailgate people… Right, because it’s real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."

[Grizli]

They started off pretty funny, but now it's just a slathering of the f-bomb here and there and not that funny. The guy got a book and TV show deal already based on these tweets. Amazing.