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**Quick$bux** · 06-17-2007, 02:30 AM

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?

**Buhoutsoupfap** · 06-17-2007, 02:34 AM

[rofl][rofl][rofl]

**Quick$bux** · 06-17-2007, 03:12 AM

Its no laughing matter

**Buhoutsoupfap** · 06-17-2007, 03:26 AM

Its no laughing matter

I know, clubs can be a bugger to fix [rofl]

**_tppga_** · 06-17-2007, 04:14 AM

what a waste of 5 minutes.

ps. i read really slow.
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**Honealals** · 06-17-2007, 06:16 AM

what a waste of 5 minutes.

ps. i read really slow.

http://secure.hop.com/hooked-on-phon...&Category_ID=1

**valiumcheapll** · 06-17-2007, 07:16 AM

[rofl] Good stuff.

**longrema** · 06-17-2007, 07:36 AM

NICE [thumbup][thumbup]

**Machater** · 06-17-2007, 08:29 AM

I suggest you let an expert take a look at it. You don't want any unpleasant surprises when you go out there the next time and really try to own those holes.

(this is a very good thread, btw)

**eFDMBwKH** · 06-17-2007, 09:39 AM

I'd turf it out. If you can't rely on it when you really need it best get a new one.

**ThekvandoVideo** · 06-17-2007, 10:51 AM

I can't decide if this is a question about his wife or the clubs? Either way, tell her that you have discovered a crack in something very important.

**_tppga_** · 06-17-2007, 11:00 AM

http://secure.hop.com/hooked-on-phon...&Category_ID=1

im pretty sure i have a mild form of dyslexia.

thanks for the suggestion though.
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**Goseciwx** · 06-17-2007, 11:09 AM

I had to double read that last part. [rofl]

I was like "WFT, did I read that right?"
I was thinking that you were either about to cry like a sissy, or kick some ass! [thumbup]

**Savviioor** · 06-17-2007, 01:11 PM

I had to double read that last part. [rofl]

I was like "WFT, did I read that right?"
I was thinking that you were either about to cry like a sissy, or kick some ass! [thumbup]

was it then that you realised you just read a 30yo joke from playboy?

**zlopikanikanz** · 06-17-2007, 01:40 PM

did you get this from somewhere else or write it yourself?

I could've sworn I've read this somewhere before.

Either way it's hilarious [thumbup].

**indianstory** · 06-17-2007, 03:08 PM

1-800-LOVE191

**nursopoutaras** · 06-17-2007, 04:18 PM

The thought of Horrorwood having a wife is funnier than the joke.

**Baromaro** · 06-17-2007, 05:07 PM

A cracked shaft, especially near its head, is no laughing matter! [cursing]

**Quick$bux** · 06-17-2007, 05:18 PM

The thought of Horrorwood having a wife is funnier than the joke.

Why?

I have people stop and stare at me in the street i am that sexy.

/aramchek mode off.

**nursopoutaras** · 06-17-2007, 05:45 PM

Why?

I have people stop and stare at me in the street i am that sexy.

/aramchek mode off.

Men and canines don't count.

06-17-2007, 02:30 AM	#1
Quick$bux Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 571 Senior Member	Help please I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-17-2007, 03:12 AM	#3
Quick$bux Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 571 Senior Member	Its no laughing matter Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Buhoutsoupfap Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 554 Senior Member	Its no laughing matter I know, clubs can be a bugger to fix [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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_tppga_ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 395 Senior Member	what a waste of 5 minutes. ps. i read really slow. ________ marijuana vaporizer Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Honealals Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 440 Senior Member	what a waste of 5 minutes. ps. i read really slow. http://secure.hop.com/hooked-on-phon...&Category_ID=1 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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valiumcheapll Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 470 Senior Member	[rofl] Good stuff. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-17-2007, 08:29 AM	#9
Machater Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	I suggest you let an expert take a look at it. You don't want any unpleasant surprises when you go out there the next time and really try to own those holes. (this is a very good thread, btw) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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eFDMBwKH Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 515 Senior Member	I'd turf it out. If you can't rely on it when you really need it best get a new one. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-17-2007, 10:51 AM	#11
ThekvandoVideo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 396 Senior Member	I can't decide if this is a question about his wife or the clubs? Either way, tell her that you have discovered a crack in something very important. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-17-2007, 11:00 AM	#12
_tppga_ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 395 Senior Member	http://secure.hop.com/hooked-on-phon...&Category_ID=1 im pretty sure i have a mild form of dyslexia. thanks for the suggestion though. ________ Kawasaki F11 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-17-2007, 11:09 AM	#13
Goseciwx Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 467 Senior Member	I had to double read that last part. [rofl] I was like "WFT, did I read that right?" I was thinking that you were either about to cry like a sissy, or kick some ass! [thumbup] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Savviioor Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 609 Senior Member	I had to double read that last part. [rofl] I was like "WFT, did I read that right?" I was thinking that you were either about to cry like a sissy, or kick some ass! [thumbup] was it then that you realised you just read a 30yo joke from playboy? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-17-2007, 01:40 PM	#15
zlopikanikanz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 625 Senior Member	did you get this from somewhere else or write it yourself? I could've sworn I've read this somewhere before. Either way it's hilarious [thumbup]. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-17-2007, 03:08 PM	#16
indianstory Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 532 Senior Member	1-800-LOVE191 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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nursopoutaras Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 578 Senior Member	The thought of Horrorwood having a wife is funnier than the joke. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Baromaro Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 537 Senior Member	A cracked shaft, especially near its head, is no laughing matter! [cursing] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-17-2007, 05:18 PM	#19
Quick$bux Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 571 Senior Member	The thought of Horrorwood having a wife is funnier than the joke. Why? I have people stop and stare at me in the street i am that sexy. /aramchek mode off. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-17-2007, 05:45 PM	#20
nursopoutaras Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 578 Senior Member	Why? I have people stop and stare at me in the street i am that sexy. /aramchek mode off. Men and canines don't count. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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