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**Uninkipsyncp** · 04-27-2007, 05:52 AM

For a Poo but theres not a single bog roll in my accomodation !

hmmmph

/clenches buttocks !

contemplates taking a poo and having a shower afterwards but thats gross !

just thought id share my predicerment.

**Mr Andrews** · 04-27-2007, 06:03 AM

Go and buy some?

**Abebpabeniemo** · 04-27-2007, 06:06 AM

ooooh, the paper... yeesh

**Uninkipsyncp** · 04-27-2007, 06:08 AM

Go and buy some?

if i move ill most likely follow through.

and its 6 miles to the nearest shop

**mikajuise** · 04-27-2007, 06:11 AM

If you wash your hand often enough, I'm sure the smell will go away.

**Abebpabeniemo** · 04-27-2007, 06:14 AM

you and your strange British language. Go use a paper towel, old shirt, hose...

**DialOne** · 04-27-2007, 06:14 AM

use an old T-shirt or kitchen paper towels, sure it'll chafe a bit but better that than explode.

edit - for some f%^*ed up reason I have an image of someone taking a poop in the shower and washing afterwards. I officially hate you.

**Frannypaync** · 04-27-2007, 06:21 AM

Step 1 - Drop Pants
Step 2 - Sit Down
Step 3 - ????
Step 4 - SHOWER!

**Uninkipsyncp** · 04-27-2007, 06:34 AM

use an old T-shirt or kitchen paper towels, sure it'll chafe a bit but better that than explode.

edit - for some f%^*ed up reason I have an image of someone taking a poop in the shower and washing afterwards. I officially hate you.

someones talken a dump in these showers before oh and had a shite in the corridor

disgusting bastards

**Dastyh** · 04-27-2007, 06:45 AM

any bushes outside? wiping your ass with leaves is always fun

**Breevereurl** · 04-27-2007, 06:47 AM

Kleenex? or whatever you brits call them...

Wash cloth, immediately put into the washing machine?

**Uhmavano** · 04-27-2007, 10:27 AM

Wash cloth, immediately throw into your neighbors back yard?

fixed...

**Bigroza** · 04-27-2007, 10:29 AM

Step 1 - Drop Pants
Step 2 - Sit Down
Step 3 - ????
Step 4 - SHOWER!

[rofl]

I agree with this one.

**siflversonemunk** · 04-27-2007, 02:04 PM

Kleenex? or whatever you brits call them...

Yeah they call them tissues! They don't call them by the brand name.

Got any newspaper? or a book/magazine that you can tear pages out? Pretty much resort to anything you can scrunch up and shove up your arse and then throw out.

**PhilipBartew** · 04-27-2007, 02:08 PM

any bushes outside? wiping your ass with leaves is always fun

... and sticks or twigs.... they are great for digging out those real sticky bits.

**Uninkipsyncp** · 04-27-2007, 11:40 PM

Im sorted now Ive just nicked two rolls from work so Ill be allreet this weekend. feel sorry for the others though !

muhaha !

04-27-2007, 05:52 AM	#1
Uninkipsyncp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 341 Senior Member	Im dieing For a Poo but theres not a single bog roll in my accomodation ! hmmmph /clenches buttocks ! contemplates taking a poo and having a shower afterwards but thats gross ! just thought id share my predicerment. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Uninkipsyncp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 341 Senior Member	Go and buy some? if i move ill most likely follow through. and its 6 miles to the nearest shop Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 06:11 AM	#5
mikajuise Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 529 Senior Member	If you wash your hand often enough, I'm sure the smell will go away. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 06:14 AM	#6
Abebpabeniemo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 430 Senior Member	you and your strange British language. Go use a paper towel, old shirt, hose... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 06:14 AM	#7
DialOne Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 454 Senior Member	use an old T-shirt or kitchen paper towels, sure it'll chafe a bit but better that than explode. edit - for some f%^*ed up reason I have an image of someone taking a poop in the shower and washing afterwards. I officially hate you. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 06:21 AM	#8
Frannypaync Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 402 Senior Member	Step 1 - Drop Pants Step 2 - Sit Down Step 3 - ???? Step 4 - SHOWER! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 06:34 AM	#9
Uninkipsyncp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 341 Senior Member	use an old T-shirt or kitchen paper towels, sure it'll chafe a bit but better that than explode. edit - for some f%^*ed up reason I have an image of someone taking a poop in the shower and washing afterwards. I officially hate you. someones talken a dump in these showers before oh and had a shite in the corridor disgusting bastards Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Dastyh Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 361 Senior Member	any bushes outside? wiping your ass with leaves is always fun Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Breevereurl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 427 Senior Member	Kleenex? or whatever you brits call them... Wash cloth, immediately put into the washing machine? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 10:27 AM	#12
Uhmavano Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 511 Senior Member	Wash cloth, immediately throw into your neighbors back yard? fixed... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 10:29 AM	#13
Bigroza Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 426 Senior Member	Step 1 - Drop Pants Step 2 - Sit Down Step 3 - ???? Step 4 - SHOWER! [rofl] I agree with this one. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 02:04 PM	#14
siflversonemunk Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 519 Senior Member	Kleenex? or whatever you brits call them... Yeah they call them tissues! They don't call them by the brand name. Got any newspaper? or a book/magazine that you can tear pages out? Pretty much resort to anything you can scrunch up and shove up your arse and then throw out. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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PhilipBartew Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 526 Senior Member	any bushes outside? wiping your ass with leaves is always fun ... and sticks or twigs.... they are great for digging out those real sticky bits. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-27-2007, 11:40 PM	#16
Uninkipsyncp Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 341 Senior Member	Im sorted now Ive just nicked two rolls from work so Ill be allreet this weekend. feel sorry for the others though ! muhaha ! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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