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**bromgeksan** · 05-02-2007, 10:03 PM

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" &"My
Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in
the following book report, with the proposition that
they were nearly identical stories! His cool
professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their
forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her
life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...... let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the
same thing.

[rofl]

**erroxiainsona** · 05-02-2007, 10:09 PM

[rofl][rofl][rofl]

**alegsghed** · 05-02-2007, 10:12 PM

[rofl] [rofl]

Thanks! [yes]

**sam** · 05-02-2007, 10:43 PM

Hey its monday no time for jokes god !*#*^$(!@n [cursing]
LA LA lalalala LMAO i Sure like that one MUhahaha...

**mr.calisto** · 05-02-2007, 10:58 PM

awesome [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [thumbup]

**RaicickKida** · 05-02-2007, 11:06 PM

lol [rofl]

**wrefrinny** · 05-02-2007, 11:12 PM

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**Lolita Palmer** · 05-02-2007, 11:26 PM

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Good one Iglocska

**nermise** · 05-03-2007, 01:33 AM

put this in politics?

**Phassetus** · 05-03-2007, 01:42 AM

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Ain't that the truth...

**bromgeksan** · 05-03-2007, 02:54 AM

put this in politics?

Why?

It's a joke not a political discussion...

**Mimsykzr** · 05-03-2007, 05:31 AM

I think that is very unfair considering what a great president Clinton was, so he had "sex" with an ugly intern...it doesn't really detract from his record in office.

**bromgeksan** · 05-03-2007, 05:56 AM

I think that is very unfair considering what a great president Clinton was, so he had "sex" with an ugly intern...it doesn't really detract from his record in office.

On a serious note I absolutely agree, Clinton was my all time favourite US president.

Luckily this isn't anything serious, it is a JOKE, hence why I find it funny.

05-02-2007, 10:03 PM	#1
bromgeksan Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 374 Senior Member	Something funny for the bored onions Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" &"My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report: Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica...... let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary...basically the same thing. [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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sam Join Date Oct 2005 Age 44 Posts 517 Senior Member	Hey its monday no time for jokes god !#^$(!@n [cursing] LA LA lalalala LMAO i Sure like that one MUhahaha... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Lolita Palmer Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 531 Senior Member	lollybox v2.3 build 2342 Evaluation Version Good one Iglocska Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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nermise Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 527 Senior Member	put this in politics? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Phassetus Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 550 Senior Member	Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Ain't that the truth... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-03-2007, 02:54 AM	#11
bromgeksan Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 374 Senior Member	put this in politics? Why? It's a joke not a political discussion... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-03-2007, 05:31 AM	#12
Mimsykzr Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 474 Senior Member	I think that is very unfair considering what a great president Clinton was, so he had "sex" with an ugly intern...it doesn't really detract from his record in office. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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05-03-2007, 05:56 AM	#13
bromgeksan Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 374 Senior Member	I think that is very unfair considering what a great president Clinton was, so he had "sex" with an ugly intern...it doesn't really detract from his record in office. On a serious note I absolutely agree, Clinton was my all time favourite US president. Luckily this isn't anything serious, it is a JOKE, hence why I find it funny. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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