[CibQueersejer]

So there I was today. Standing on top of the stairs with a banana in one hand and a cookie in the other. I glare down the stairs and notice a woman. A woman in shadows. This woman... She had something of mine. Something delicate, something precious. I walk down the stairs carefully, making sure I would not give away my presence to this female human. As I finished my banana, I foolishly dropped it and slipped on it. There I was, Air-borne. I had made a "Ummph!" noise, still trying to conceal myself, while airborne. She looked back real quick and noticed nothing and turned back around. This all in the span of 3 quick seconds. While I was airborne. I could have sworn I saw Tony Hawk say "You go dood!" while I was in the air, finally my landing was quick approaching. I had only one thing to do. I stretched my left arm, and swung the cookie right at the womans head. Hoping she reacts to the cookie and immediately turns around and when she would I would have already do a silent roll landing and run out the way. Unfortunately, plans do not always work. The cookie did hit her face. She did turn around. I did land. She noticed me, and looked at me with eyes such as the devil. Right there and then she came up to me and yelled, "No more cookies till Christmas young man!"

And the cookies were a thing of the past.