[Clunlippibe]

-Light travels faster than sound. For this reason some people seem vivid, Before you hear them talk. -He who laughs last, believes slowest. -A day without sun is like, well, evening. -Change is unavoidable, except from a vending machine. -Those who dwell by the sword get shot by those who don't. -Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently gifted trick. -Just remember... We'd all drop down, when the world didn't pull. -The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you've a chance of having some thing right, there's a 3 months likelihood you will get it wrong. -It is stated that if you fall into line all of the vehicles on the planet end to end, somebody Could be silly enough to try and move them. -If the shoe fits, get a different one exactly like it. -The things which come to those who wait would be the things left by those who got there first. -Give a guy a fish and he'll eat for each day. Educate a person to fish and he'll Stay in a ship all day long drinking beer. -Flashlight: An incident for keeping dead batteries. -The leg bone is a tool for finding furniture. -A good is just a tax for doing wrong. A duty is just a good for succeeding. -When you get into court, you're placing your self in the hands of 1-2 people Who have been not wise enough to get free from jury duty. MODIFY : Auto-tagging HURTS