[Texdolley]

Bloke phones this morning to confirm a visit, "OK I'll be with you in about 10 minutes" ; about 10 minutes later phone rings again, bloke is now outside the door and "I rang the bell but nobody came to the door" (I happen to be in the room nearest the door) seems the bell battery has gone flat;

Whatever happened to knocking on a door, was he afraid of hurting his knuckles, or afraid of damaging the door (modern UPVC type)

(I'll replace the battery after carol singing season)

[ImmimiFruff]

Reminds me of the old segment on the Goons Show where one of the characters raps on the door and says
'sorry to knock you up".

[Trissinas]

Fit a Door Knocker

[fameintatenly]

There is nothing like a nice knocker, or two!

teddy

[Aafimoq]

Here you go Mike.

http://mistyhorizon2003.hubpages.com...-Door-Knockers

Or how about this to put people off.

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20060...-door-knocker/

[markphata]

Wow. I love the hand and arm.

[Inettypofonee]

I just got a post deleted on a forum for typing "damn" it was a computer help forum??? so that makes you wonder, they also said if I did it again I would be banned

[ArrichMer]

Br. Colin,

Some sites come down hard on words that are considered to be "not in good taste" - Its the way it is........

[satthackacibe]

Yeh I know Comrade but it makes you wonder.

[Centurnion]

I just got a post deleted on a forum for typing "damn" it was a computer help forum??? so that makes you wonder, they also said if I did it again I would be banned

Glad we don't do that ... We have an auto censor that replaces prohibited words with asterisks. Banning someone for the word 'damn' is really petty, imho.

[evalayCap]

Glad we don't do that ... We have an auto censor that replaces prohibited words with asterisks. Banning someone for the word 'damn' is really petty, imho.

Damn right there Lars lol