This thread is suspect. zakudl didn't have any friends here.
Of course I didn't, because most of you are douche-bags. I was just stopping in and seeing my favorite crowd of *******s. Never a dull moment around here.
What? No. You've got it all wrong. We had a simple disagreement about what flavor of icee we wanted at the corner store. You said cherry and I said your mom...it was this whole big thing. I just don't want to talk about it.
who was this guy again? why did we make fun of him?
1) a dollar isn't worth a dollar
2) nobody can argue with him about the constitution because he was in the armed forces
3) he lives in china, but hates immigrants