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**18holesin** · 12-14-2011, 03:28 AM

Bravo.

**art_fan_12** · 12-14-2011, 03:41 AM

Very nice, but my wife is the best. I am not going to quantifiy my reasons on public boards.

**darieBarexish** · 12-14-2011, 04:06 AM

My wife is bearing my firstborn child.

**WertyNtont** · 12-14-2011, 05:14 AM

She's not pushing it out right now, if that's what you mean. We're at the stage where you wait for the navel to pop out and show you the turkey's done in there. Aggravating, since we could have anytime in the next six weeks or so. Anyway, folks here already knew she was pregnant.

**Morageort** · 12-14-2011, 05:50 AM

My wife's uterus does not play MP3s. However, the baby will wiggle quite furiously if you put your face up to the belly and sing. Not sure why you needed to know that.

**avaissema** · 12-14-2011, 05:57 AM

Only because I'm too lazy to lecture you about being careful with your pronouns.

**Karensmith** · 12-14-2011, 06:13 AM

Being married is awesome.

Getting old is not so great.

**carreraboyracer** · 12-16-2011, 04:10 PM

On the topic of marriage--

When I was a cashier at the grocery store, there were many memorable customers. The most memorable was a pair of middle-aged men who came through my aisle and were commenting on life's problems--back pains, muscle aches, etc. I joked that at age 17 I didn't really understand where they were coming from. So one of the guys says "Bill, I think we should crush one of his hands between two bricks and smash his kneecaps with a baseball bat--then he'll know what it's like to be fifty". After some more complaining, Bill quipped to me just as he was about to walk away with his groceries--"Kid, just a word of advice--never get married."

Not sure why I just told that story, but I figured anything was justified once someone made a turkey in the oven analogy to pregnancy. At any rate, Guynemer seems to have made a strong counter-argument.

Happy marriages are great and bad ones are awful.

**JackTimQSR** · 12-17-2011, 06:25 AM

I saw this on another forum and I have to say it almost instantly gave me a stiffy.

**EscaCsamas** · 12-17-2011, 09:07 AM

Spelling Nazi.

**DF9sLGSU** · 12-17-2011, 09:57 AM

Spelling Nazi.

Spelling anarchist.

ACK!

**Yswxomvy** · 12-17-2011, 06:35 PM

Parliament Funkadelic..........

ACK!

**ThisIsOK** · 12-19-2011, 02:38 PM

My dad thought his comment was hilarious, but fervently disagreed with him.

Who gives a sh*t what daddy thinks?

**infinkPoode** · 12-21-2011, 02:47 AM

I think PH may have hit the nail the on the head here.

12-14-2011, 03:28 AM	#1
18holesin Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 580 Senior Member	My wife ing RULES Bravo. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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art_fan_12 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 465 Senior Member	Very nice, but my wife is the best. I am not going to quantifiy my reasons on public boards. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2011, 04:06 AM	#3
darieBarexish Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 428 Senior Member	My wife is bearing my firstborn child. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2011, 05:14 AM	#4
WertyNtont Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 481 Senior Member	She's not pushing it out right now, if that's what you mean. We're at the stage where you wait for the navel to pop out and show you the turkey's done in there. Aggravating, since we could have anytime in the next six weeks or so. Anyway, folks here already knew she was pregnant. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2011, 05:50 AM	#5
Morageort Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 454 Senior Member	My wife's uterus does not play MP3s. However, the baby will wiggle quite furiously if you put your face up to the belly and sing. Not sure why you needed to know that. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2011, 05:57 AM	#6
avaissema Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 466 Senior Member	Only because I'm too lazy to lecture you about being careful with your pronouns. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-14-2011, 06:13 AM	#7
Karensmith Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 573 Senior Member	Being married is awesome. Getting old is not so great. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-16-2011, 04:10 PM	#8
carreraboyracer Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 418 Senior Member	On the topic of marriage-- When I was a cashier at the grocery store, there were many memorable customers. The most memorable was a pair of middle-aged men who came through my aisle and were commenting on life's problems--back pains, muscle aches, etc. I joked that at age 17 I didn't really understand where they were coming from. So one of the guys says "Bill, I think we should crush one of his hands between two bricks and smash his kneecaps with a baseball bat--then he'll know what it's like to be fifty". After some more complaining, Bill quipped to me just as he was about to walk away with his groceries--"Kid, just a word of advice--never get married." Not sure why I just told that story, but I figured anything was justified once someone made a turkey in the oven analogy to pregnancy. At any rate, Guynemer seems to have made a strong counter-argument. Happy marriages are great and bad ones are awful. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-17-2011, 06:25 AM	#9
JackTimQSR Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 582 Senior Member	I saw this on another forum and I have to say it almost instantly gave me a stiffy. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-17-2011, 09:07 AM	#10
EscaCsamas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 484 Senior Member	Spelling Nazi. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-17-2011, 09:57 AM	#11
DF9sLGSU Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 438 Senior Member	Spelling Nazi. Spelling anarchist. ACK! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-17-2011, 06:35 PM	#12
Yswxomvy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 523 Senior Member	Parliament Funkadelic.......... ACK! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-19-2011, 02:38 PM	#13
ThisIsOK Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 515 Senior Member	My dad thought his comment was hilarious, but fervently disagreed with him. Who gives a sh*t what daddy thinks? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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12-21-2011, 02:47 AM	#14
infinkPoode Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 406 Senior Member	I think PH may have hit the nail the on the head here. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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