[Corporal White]

My advice would be to not let women control your every action, they are merely bearable at best and do not deserve the lofty heights of the pedestal that many place them upon.

Be single for a while, concentrate on what makes you happy, observe what scientists tell us about how we should look after our bodies, eat fruit and veg, join a gym, do some outdoors activities.

Make yourself the best you can be and you'll find everything else will fall into place.

If you're really desperate for love (see sex) then Join E-Harmony or get some hookers.