[Agedprepdoock]

I bought stuff at amazon.de this week, and they delivered one day earlier than they had announced

[yPuqQ248]

I've cancelled my order for Amazon.com four times this week in order to add more to it before it shipped.

[zlopikanikanzax]

I knew you were a girl.

ACK!

[hwood]

Asher, you sound like a woman.

[Duaceanceksm]

Just means you waste money. And you have a compulsion to BUY BUY BUY like a woman does.

[VonErmad4]

A penny saved is a penny earned.

[Chooriwrocaxz]

Asher, you sound like a woman.

You sound jealous.

[uncoodync]

I'm pretty sure I've earned more money in my life than you currently have saved.

Very highly unlikely, given the occupations and time spent masturbating all day sans job.

[anenselog]

Very highly unlikely, given the occupations and time spent masturbating all day sans job.

I am positive that the sum of my incomes over several years exceeds whatever you have saved up.

[Frannypaync]

It's true. Gay people have much higher salaries on average. (Don't bother refuting this with the tired arguments about how lower-class gays are closeted, blah!)

My SO is also an insane penny-pincher and is a professional engineer. No net drain on the wallet there.

Men that aren't Asher and aren't compelled to buy crap

[sbgctsa]

I am positive that the sum of my incomes over several years exceeds whatever you have saved up.

And I'm telling you now, it's highly unlikely.

Consider that I've been making money far in excess of minimum wage since I was in 10th grade (sidgames.com during the dot-com craze, side projects for small businesses), I had virtually no expenses for the vast majority of my years in university, and I've had a very well paying job consistently for 4 years since graduation.

[Chubrehege]

You pay a crapload in rent and ****.

It's not a crapload, it's quite reasonable. Especially when it's shared between two people making professional incomes.

You'd have to have at least $140K saved up. We're talking about many years worth of combined income. Even if the annual income is small, over several years, it'll be fairly significant. You really have over $140K saved up? There's no way you made $140k so far in your life as a Marine failure and fast food manager.

[Xqjfxmfk]

You made an average of $20K/year after taxes for 7 years?

[Geetiill]

Well we didn't make it clear it was after-taxes. A bit less after-taxes but not by that much considering relatively low tax bracket.

Would you like me to submit my 1040A's for your examination?

[bactrimtab]

Proved Asher wrong. But need to edit away tax info.

I paid less in taxes with Obama than Bush

[realnilkless]

What?

[Reafnartefs]

Let's see. I submitted my birth certificate, told you my tax information, and now I need to give you my social security number? Just how much does this job pay anyway?

[lizadax]

Don't you guys ever get tired of these dick-waving contests?

[wrbwrbwrb]

You pay a crapload in rent and ****.

You'd have to have at least $140K saved up. We're talking about many years worth of combined income. Even if the annual income is small, over several years, it'll be fairly significant. You really have over $140K saved up?

Is 140k supposed to be a lot?

[neeclindy]

Dick-waving? Asher would lose.

Do you enjoy setting yourself up?

Yours won't even go up.