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Old 08-14-2009, 12:36 AM   #1
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Default Damn PGA
is fucking with my dog's daily duty.

I take the dog for a walk so he can take his three to four massive shits for the day...he's 170 lbs, and slow as molasses.

Well, less than a block from home, he notices the Goodyear blimp hoovering overhead. The hair raises on his back, he starts growling at the thing, and is pretty agitated.

I go to calm him down and he decides it's time to bolt for home.

Now this is a dog that takes thirty minutes to cross the living room floor unless the microwave goes off.

He lowers his head and starts heading for home with me danm near jogging to keep up. Everytime the blimp would make a manuver, the engines would get a little louder, he'd take a peek over his shoulder at it, lower his head again and pick up a little more speed.

Thank god he came across a "Government Property" sign and took a dump before dragging me the rest of the way home.

With this blimp damn near over the house, it should make for an interesting week-end
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Old 08-14-2009, 01:10 AM   #2
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lol
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Old 08-15-2009, 02:13 AM   #3
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they added a metlife blimp today as well.

have fun.
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Old 08-15-2009, 02:15 AM   #4
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Watch out for lightning.

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Old 08-16-2009, 09:33 AM   #5
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I'm glad i have a cat.
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:27 PM   #6
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Padraig Harrington is putting for 8 on a par 3.

There goes his tourney and he was only one back. Tiger still up by 1.
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:30 PM   #7
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The wheels are coming off on a lot of guys today.
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:32 PM   #8
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Nice to see a number on a professional's scorecard that are so prevalent on mine....


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Old 08-16-2009, 09:34 PM   #9
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Makes me feel better about shooting a "double par" on a par 3
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:38 PM   #10
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Yang had his shot there to put pressure (!?!) on Tiger.....
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:46 PM   #11
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I am finding myself cheering for Yang
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:55 PM   #12
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I am finding myself cheering for Yang
Commie,

he certainly seems to be composed, even when he seems to let up.

And that's a poor shot by Tiger, should be an interesting final round.

and i see that bouned out nicely, nevermind.
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Old 08-16-2009, 09:57 PM   #13
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Commie,

he certainly seems to be composed, even when he seems to let up.

And that's a poor shot by Tiger, should be an interesting final round.

and i see that bouned out nicely, nevermind.
The way he is handling himself out there on the course makes his 110th ranking to be very inaccurate. The guy looks like a seasoned vet out there with how he is totally ignoring what Tiger is doing on the greens and playing his own game. Very refreshing to watch a player matched with Tiger on a Sunday and playing with no fear.
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:01 PM   #14
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It would be nice if somebody like Westwood would put up a couple birdies to put pressure on the lead pair as they march toward the clubhouse.
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:01 PM   #15
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The way he is handling himself out there on the course makes his 110th ranking to be very inaccurate. The guy looks like a seasoned vet out there with how he is totally ignoring what Tiger is doing on the greens and playing his own game. Very refreshing to watch a player matched with Tiger on a Sunday and playing with no fear.
Isn't he like a 37 year old rookie? I think that plays more into his ranking than anything.
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:04 PM   #16
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It would be nice if somebody like Westwood would put up a couple birdies to put pressure on the lead pair as they march toward the clubhouse.
I like Westwood well enough, but I prefer to route for him x the pond.

I think the final round is going well enough without worrying about the third party for th emoment.

oooooooooooo great strike just a bit short.
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:05 PM   #17
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At least Harrington wasnt playing with Tiger after that 'snowman'....
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:10 PM   #18
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I like Westwood well enough, but I prefer to route for him x the pond.

I think the final round is going well enough without worrying about the third party for th emoment.

oooooooooooo great strike just a bit short.
I just don't want it to end up where Tiger shoots a bogey on the 18th to win the tournament.
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:13 PM   #19
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I just don't want it to end up where Tiger shoots a bogey on the 18th to win the tournament.
Yang's still a co-leader here I think we can wait a bit before that comes to pass.
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Old 08-16-2009, 10:15 PM   #20
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Great round so far. Nothing like eating dinner watching the final nine of a major with Woods winning.
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