[bUqLfXRI]

And he just called again. I probably should have talked to him, but I think this is best handled in person.
Another fun day awaits.

[weightpillsnow]

Well I busted ass to get to the golf course this morning and no one showed. One guy called and said he was sick, the other one probably got drunk. The one with the girlfriend wasn't invited.

My foursome sucks.

[XzBZB2UV]

Hacker.

I got thrown out of a cart once. Managed to hit the ground running until I fell down. I didn't play with that drunken idiot anymore.

A successful day at golf is shooting in the 70's and breaking even on the bets so the winner has to buy the drinks and you get off scot free.

I also denote success with leaving with more golf balls than I came with.



The third and least important mark of a successful day on the golf course is shooting in the mid 80s.

[reachmanxx]

I find golf balls all the time. I guess there's a reason that I find Top Flites and Dunlops instead of Titleists.

i get pro v1s for free.

[chujwduperjadzi]

Just tell the guy you cant stand his woman and she's not invited to your golf game, to include the 19th hole. It sounds like he may be a little worthless himself though, so maybe you're better off just finding a different 4th or going with 3 and playing bingo, bango bongo.

[MannyLopez]

Just tell the guy you cant stand his woman and she's not invited to your golf game, to include the 19th hole. It sounds like he may be a little worthless himself though, so maybe you're better off just finding a different 4th or going with 3 and playing bingo, bango bongo.

That's already been done, but it turns out he may be quite dense.

Maybe a restraining order, but I don't know if his record can stand another one.

[AgindyMinnife]

That's already been done, but it turns out he may be quite dense.

Maybe a restraining order, but I don't know if his record can stand another one.

Just get him nice and drunk, then take him across the Canadian border.

[CHEAPCIALISFORYOU]

Oh yeah, it's also important to not bring him back and take any identification he has on him.


Green Bay will work as well.

[Daruhuw]

I'm starting to feel sorry for this guy. He probably cried his way all the way home today.

i don't.

[Tndfpcin]

i don't.

He was supposed to take his truck in Monday to get it refixed and pay his $500 deductible. He didn't show. Looks like he's just stalling so my friends have to wait to get the insurance check for the job. Not only will he never play golf with us again, I doubt if I'd even say hello to the son of a bitch now.

Some people have come to me and informed me of some things he has said.

[blackjackiisre]

He was supposed to take his truck in Monday to get it refixed and pay his $500 deductible. He didn't show. Looks like he's just stalling so my friends have to wait to get the insurance check for the job. Not only will he never play golf with us again, I doubt if I'd even say hello to the son of a bitch now.

Some people have come to me and informed me of some things he has said.

sounds like your standard douche bag.

[cmruloah]

no blowjobs back here unless you plan on giving all of us one and I go first. Thats always my rule if there are group blowjobs involved.

[GogaMegaPis]

OMG, the guy sounds as if he's got a case of the pussy whips.

No way you allow your girlfriend on the course, unless it's clearly understood beforehand. Same with wives. You don't spring it on your regular group, that's understood. Hell, that's 50% of why we play golf. Now I know why other guys hunt.

There's a guy who's loosely associated with our regular group. He talked about bringing his 3-year old son out to play with us someday.

Somethin' tells me the guy is not gonna last long with us.

Not that I'm against women or kids...I have both. But there's a time and place, and on the golf course, with your regulars, isn't it.

[CorpoRasion]

This idiot is 58
I'm sure I probably missed it in the thread earlier, but WTF? 58, and he's still a little bitch like this? He sounds like a 16 year old asswipe.

[RgtrsKfR]

Your buddy needs a good ass kicking.

All guys get like this at one time or another when they get a new GF. You need to ride it out and let him understand that people need time away from GFs and wives and the course is the right place to do it at.

Lay down the law that there are no women allowed on the course when you are playing with your buddies. If he doesnt like the rule then find someone else.

She should also be respectful of your rule. If shes not then just dont send out invites.

[RgtrsKfR]

In response to the first post of this thread, that is un-fucking-believable. I wouldn't accept that shit if I was playing Tigers Woods Golf for PS2, let alone real golf.

[JohnVK]

well you're gonna think i suck even more b/c i suck at golf and have no need for pro v1s.

Name and address, please.

[jurnalkduo]

I forgot something. Oh, it gets better, believe it or not.

The cook at the restaurant that loverboy runs (under the table) says that the bitch is pregnant! This idiot is 58 and she's every bit of 40-45!!!!!

wow. that kid is gonna hate life.

[justashonglefan]

She's got one of those things stuck in her tongue, I imagine that's all they're good for.

Depends on where she sticks it.

[TEFSADDERFISA]

A successful day of golf is characterized by coming as close as possible to flipping a cart without actually doing so.


An unsuccessful day is actually flipping a cart.

Hacker.

I got thrown out of a cart once. Managed to hit the ground running until I fell down. I didn't play with that drunken idiot anymore.

A successful day at golf is shooting in the 70's and breaking even on the bets so the winner has to buy the drinks and you get off scot free.