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Totally unrelated, but kind of related.

Last year, a local group I am a part of, decided they were going to throw together a benefit golf tournament at the last second. Knowing I am a big golfer, I helped them set a few things up, threw out some ideas and put them in contact with some people that could do donations and volunteer. Well, a local car dealership does most of the hole in one prizes for most tournaments around here. The woman that was supposed to get in contact with the car dealership, apparently never followed up, so............the car dealership never finalized the hole in one payouts, prizes, etc. We are through nine holes, when my playing partner, my co-organizer pulls me aside and says, "Jeff, we don't have the hole in one prizes. So and so never followed up". Yeah, the bad thing is, we have all these signs on the Par 3's saying what the prize is for a hole. We are supposed to have a 2012 Ford Fusion parked on Hole #15 (it isn't there), but a sign telling them what the car is, it's there. Nike irons on another hole. $500 AMEX gift cards. Yeah, we never had any of those things. I pulled them aside and told them, "Never *($(*$# tell anyone about this, and if you people think I am going to be a part of this bulls**t going forward, you are out of your &$%^&#^ minds". I was so pissed, I about left the course, before I went on a "News at 9 - Man goes postal, beats people to death with clubs" kind of rampage. Had someone made an ace, we were so screwed and probably would have had our arses sued off.