[agrismhig]

I've managed to not get hit by a ball struck with a club, it's a freakin miracle.

I've jumped out of the way of a couple.

I've almost hit folks a few times, I'm the worst about nearly hitting one of my partners while they're standing on the green, and I'm chipping up.

I've had buddies throw their ball at me after heckling them

I guess if your gonna hit someone with a shot, a chip would be the best one!