[sisimelanyk]

is fucking with my dog's daily duty.

I take the dog for a walk so he can take his three to four massive shits for the day...he's 170 lbs, and slow as molasses.

Well, less than a block from home, he notices the Goodyear blimp hoovering overhead. The hair raises on his back, he starts growling at the thing, and is pretty agitated.

I go to calm him down and he decides it's time to bolt for home.

Now this is a dog that takes thirty minutes to cross the living room floor unless the microwave goes off.

He lowers his head and starts heading for home with me danm near jogging to keep up. Everytime the blimp would make a manuver, the engines would get a little louder, he'd take a peek over his shoulder at it, lower his head again and pick up a little more speed.

Thank god he came across a "Government Property" sign and took a dump before dragging me the rest of the way home.

With this blimp damn near over the house, it should make for an interesting week-end