[Gideleb]

THE BACHELOR - FUN OR CRIMINAL

call me thick,
call me silly, dumb and even a pain,
but unlike Gavin Henson,
thank god i am not that vain.
finding a partner is hard,
it is full of difficulties,
as both sex's will find out,
its rife with hidden casualty's.
so how do you meet,
and find your perfect lover,
do you simply set up your own show,
or go clubbing, and see in the morning who you discover.
i now see where i went wrong,
for i played the game with instant gratification,
Gavin has worked it out,
the long game will succeed and wont lead to medication.
why did theJoe settle,
when i could have picked the cream of the crop,
i could have had any hair co-lour,shape,size,or age,
Gavin is teaching theJoe how to shop.
just like big brother,
ch5 have done one more blunder,
BB and the Bachelor have common ground,
they both deserve to be down under.

(I AM SURE MOST NO THEJOE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD NOW AND RELIZE I AM A HUGE BB FAN, WELL THAT WAS UNTILL CH5 DESTROYED THE SHOW I LIVE FOR. ANYWAY I WAS WATCHING THE BACHELOR ON CH5 AND I SWARE TO GOD I AM NOT JOKING BUT THEY REALLY NEED TO SORT THERE SHOWS OUT. AFTER SHOW THE DISGRACEFUL BB AND NOW THIS THEY SHOULD BE CLOSED DOWN - DOSE ANYONE AND I MEAN ANYONE AGREE WITH ME OR DO YOU THINK I HAVE A BB IN MY BONET LOL )