[Gideleb]

THE BACHELOR - FUN OR CRIMINAL

call me thick,
call me silly, dumb and even a pain,
but unlike Gavin Henson,
thank god i am not that vain.
finding a partner is hard,
it is full of difficulties,
as both sex's will find out,
its rife with hidden casualty's.
so how do you meet,
and find your perfect lover,
do you simply set up your own show,
or go clubbing, and see in the morning who you discover.
i now see where i went wrong,
for i played the game with instant gratification,
Gavin has worked it out,
the long game will succeed and wont lead to medication.
why did theJoe settle,
when i could have picked the cream of the crop,
i could have had any hair co-lour,shape,size,or age,
Gavin is teaching theJoe how to shop.
just like big brother,
ch5 have done one more blunder,
BB and the Bachelor have common ground,
they both deserve to be down under.

(I AM SURE MOST NO THEJOE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD NOW AND RELIZE I AM A HUGE BB FAN, WELL THAT WAS UNTILL CH5 DESTROYED THE SHOW I LIVE FOR. ANYWAY I WAS WATCHING THE BACHELOR ON CH5 AND I SWARE TO GOD I AM NOT JOKING BUT THEY REALLY NEED TO SORT THERE SHOWS OUT. AFTER SHOW THE DISGRACEFUL BB AND NOW THIS THEY SHOULD BE CLOSED DOWN - DOSE ANYONE AND I MEAN ANYONE AGREE WITH ME OR DO YOU THINK I HAVE A BB IN MY BONET LOL )

[WaydayFep]

The Bachelor is pretty crap (although I watch it cos it comes on straight after BB eviction) Why would you go on a TV show and compete for a B/F? It's certainly not for love, that's for sure!

I love Big Brother as you know!

[Smeaphvalialm]

It's like comparing a couple of cow shits, one that has eaten berries and one that has eaten grass.

[bppstorr]

I don't know what BB is but if you like the bachelor, than i can safely assume whatever BB is is crap too!

[Gideleb]

BB is big brother < and even theJoe is looseing his patience with it as they have put brain dead people in this year, all of them. as for Gavin < dont get me started.



hello niahm, hows you mate?

[Smeaphvalialm]

How do you rate gavin Henson in the brain dead department? I guess he must seem a bit better for you than the BB contestants due to the muscular, I look gay but I'm not, safety department?

[casinobonbiner]

All run of the mill reality shows that try to make stars are of obnoxious self centered morons suck. I don't watch them. I refuse to downplay my intelligence even for laughs at their expense.

[WaydayFep]

BB is big brother < and even theJoe is looseing his patience with it as they have put brain dead people in this year, all of them. as for Gavin < dont get me started.



hello niahm, hows you mate?

Not happy about the latest ploy to get rid of Aaron at all The Joe!

[Gideleb]

How do you rate gavin Henson in the brain dead department? I guess he must seem a bit better for you than the BB contestants due to the muscular, I look gay but I'm not, safety department?

how dose theJoe rate gavin to the brain dead department. ?????? let me think ? it takes 10 weeks on national tv to pick a girlfriend ? if this is not prostituion i dont no what is. i no BB is sad this year but its only because of the thick people in it >

[Gideleb]

niahm < i can not stand him < bad excuse for man.


dana < its not always like this < they do have interlect in there ie harry < past series the great freddie.

[WaydayFep]

niahm < i can not stand him < bad excuse for man.


dana < its not always like this < they do have interlect in there ie harry < past series the great freddie.

I love Aaron!

[Gideleb]

niahm < theJoe is going off you < i might go else where for my crumpit lol.

[WaydayFep]

niahm < theJoe is going off you < i might go else where for my crumpit lol.

Hope he tops the votes tonight, to give him back his mojo, that the evil Palmers stole from him!

[Gideleb]

after hearing the crowd boooooo him < get ready for the normal reaction of OHHHHHHHHHHHH DEAR boreinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg