[JakeBarkings]

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that?
I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!
*"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man.
As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"
*"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
*"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer.
*For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
*"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks"
*She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
*

[lLianneForbess]

[GalasaKoll]

[JasminBerkova]

awesome

[Junrlaeh]

Didn't see that coming! As it were.