[dumadegg]

Got this in an email:

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used,
size14-16.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:


I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls--don't know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch.

'Cooter

[ELURNSERB]

And I bet Buc has just such a security system set up!!!

Messin with ya Bro!!!

[Deseassaugs]

Hey, it's cheaper than an alarm!

[Menierofe]

Hey, it's cheaper than an alarm!

And probably more effective too LMAO!