[houkbsdov]

I wanna paint my toenails a purday shade of pink but im conflicted on the color *bats eyelashes and adjusts moobage*

If I'm having a massage, and get a little excited, what's the best way to approach the masseuse for a more, shall we say, thorough massage?

I'm not a whore/masseuse, so I really can't help you.

how much do you typically tip after the happy ending when the little azn lady says "u kan touch ^.^"

See above

Stay on topic your dorks!