[Derrida]

ok, ladies, we seem to have a number of comics on the forum now! so i say we get our minds off not being able to have anything GOOD to eat, and LAUGH! laughter increases endorphins, improves our immune systems and decreases stress. decreasing our stress levels make it easier to lose weight, right? (i had to find some way to segue into these jokes...) so let's share our favorite one-liners. i'll start.....

why don't blind people sky dive? .................................................. ..........................because it scares the dog.