[Patabeamn]

Well, it had to happen.
Due to my attraction to all things absurd I happened upon a group of gals at the fitness center who were training for Roller Derby. I never knew (but should have known) that there were actual teams here in my own town of Springfield Oregon. It figures that my town, known as "Springtucky" by more urbane locals, would be the center for such a silly sport.
God help me, I'm going to try out! Pray for me...