[ticskebasse]

Wow aint this bizarre, well it is bizarre for those us not living there..... THis is just another day in the wacKy sunshine state........

An elderly Florida man needed stitches Wednesday after a 22-year-old woman announced she was a vampire and began biting his face and neck.



Milton Ellis, 69, said that he had fallen asleep in his electric wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters in St. Petersburg. He awoke to find Josephine Smith on top of him.

"I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you," Smith told Ellis, according to an affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun.

St. Petersburg police said that Smith had bitten chunks off of Ellis' face and part of his lip.

Ellis called police after escaping to a nearby Shell gas station where he had first met Smith earlier in the evening. When police finally located Smith -- covered in blood -- at the Hooters, she could not recall the location of her pants or why her panties were around her ankles. Ellis maintains that she was fully clothed when he left her.

Smith was arrested on charges of assaulting an elderly person and was being held in lieu of $50,000 bail.

Ellis had also been arrested at least 12 times over the past four years for panhandling, disorderly intoxication and other minor charges, police said.



In August, a Texas man claiming to be a 500-year-old vampire was arrested on felony charges after breaking into a woman's home and biting her.

[Veveseinlep]

What a friggin' waste! Finally, a half naked women is running around, and she has to be a kook!

[flielagit]

Florida is full of them.............

She kinda reminded me of this jewel from a while ago......

Anyone know if this is common practice in FLA???

Florida resident Megan Barnes, 37, wanted to be “fresh” and ready for a hot date with her boyfriend. so while driving her car on the heavily traveled U.S. Highway 1 in the Florida Keys, she asked her ex-husband Charles Judy, who was in the passenger seat, to take the wheel while she shaved her private parts.

The distracted duo then rear-ended a 2006 Chevy pickup truck, injuring the male driver and two female passengers. Police records indicate that the accident, however, did not slow the loony couple down; Barnes and Judy kept going for about another half mile. Barnes allegedly switched seats with Judy, who then claimed to have been the driver all along.

Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne has seen it all but she could not believe the antics of this pair, “Barnes jumps in the back seat, and Judy moves over,” Dunick said. “It was like the old comedy bit, ‘Who’s on first?’ “

Oddly enough, this comedy of errors gets better. the day before the incident, Barnes had her driver’s license revoked for five years, after which time she must have a Breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives. the woman apparently had been convicted of a DUI with a prior and was driving with a suspended driver’s license. Barnes was also ordered by the court to impound her 1995 Thunderbird and was sentenced to nine months probation.

State troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance. Barnes’ alleged accomplice, Judy, was not charged.

According to Dunne, Barnes faces a maximum of a year in jail if found guilty of violating her probation.

“This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this,” says on-the-scene investigator State Trooper Gary Dunick. “It is unbelievable.”

[spamkillerj]

Funny no one from fla will comment............ I bet they are all hiding something............

[YmolafBp]

Funny no one from fla will comment............ I bet they are all hiding something............

weirdness is rampant, one of the things I actually like about Florida.

Some of the stories I could tell you ive read about....but I got a python in my garage i gotta go take care of...maybe later

[frequensearules]

You seen any women shaving their private parts on the highway??

That don't happen here, unless she has a hands free phone device........ lol