[Peptobismol]

Israel’s new PM, Benjamin Netanyahu will no doubt be subject to enormous pressure from the Obama administration in the coming months and years.
In a nutshell, the Obama administration will gladly render Israel defenseless against Muslim terrorism, which the Obama administration barely believes that Israel has the right to fight in the first place. Obama would be more than thrilled to see a nuclear Iran threatening Israel on one side, an armed and trained Hezbullah on Israel’s other side, and Hamas, armed to the hilt with missiles capable of reaching Tel Aviv on the other side. Obama has no problem with this arrangement. In fact, all of Obama’s foreign policy so far has been geared towards creating exactly this scenario.

So here’s some advice for Netanyahu in dealing with pressure from Obama:

1. Remember that Obama is hated by about half of all Americans, and by a large majority of the Americans who actually pay tax. Obama’s policies do not represent the wishes of the American taxpayer, and he is a temporary nuisance whose primary goal is to transfer money from hard-working Americans to the welfare class – not to get mired in foreign policy. Turning down Obama is not a snub to America. It’s just a polite rejection of Obama’s insane policies, which are widely viewed as damaging to America and to the world. Along those lines, make sure to stop by our Christian friends throughout the U.S. They are Israel's natural allies and should be honored for their efforts.

2. Obama is a teleprompter politician who is purely a creature of his speech-writers. Therefore, he will be content with hearing flowery speeches in return, with no concrete action needed. Netanyahu is a gifted speaker already, and just needs to integrate certain catch-phrases, like equal rights, joint prosperity, innovation, cooperation, and freedom. Netanyahu should take the opportunity to stand up and make yet another historic call to the Muslim world for a just and lasting peace. These are all Israel values anyway. Nothing controversial, like fighting Muslim terror or confronting Muslim aggression need to be discussed with Obama. Those are matters that are better handled by competent decision-makers, not by Obama.

3. Beyond the required speeches for superficial Obama, Netanyahu should focus purely on Israel’s interests, like getting rid of Arab enemies, expanding Israel’s settlements, and achieving economic success.

4. Decline foreign aid, and demand military and business cooperation that does not put Israel further into financial or political debt to the U.S. As tempting as it may be, it’s kind of like the TARP money – Obama’s radical leftists are now running the companies who took the TARP money. The radical Leftists in Obama’s administration would love to run Israel, as well – right into the ground. Foreign aid? No thanks. Joint business and military cooperation? Yes.

Anyone have more advice for Netanyahu?