[seperalem]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-Abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran, and the Chinese, and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists, who have never been outside of San Francisco, do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution,while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sexoffender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

[DonnyKong]

Hey, don't forget playing the race card no matter what your race is.

[Gcromqgb]

Shouldn't this be in just for fun?

[erepsysoulptnw]

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-Abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran, and the Chinese, and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists, who have never been outside of San Francisco, do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution,while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sexoffender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

YOU FORGOT ONE

22.You also have to beleive that the person who wrote that is an absolute idiot

[FBtquXT8]

YOU FORGOT ONE

22.You also have to beleive that the person who wrote that is an absolute idiot

Very good! I may have to add that, as to be a good Democrat, one has to be able to be in complete denial.

[Zavdpacq]

You gotta like koolaid.


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[TriamiCaw]

god damn..i am one baaaaaad democrat.

[alegsghed]

god damn..i am one baaaaaad democrat.

I'm not going to post the one for Republicans.

[Sandvikla]

I'm not going to post the one for Republicans.

why not? Not that i need a list, id be kicked out of the house if i voted republican, lol.

[Adamdjeffe]

why not? Not that i need a list, id be kicked out of the house if i voted republican, lol.

It was nowhere near as imaginative as the Democrat one. In fact, it was just piss poor.

[Smabeabumjess]

It was nowhere near as imaginative as the Democrat one. In fact, it was just piss poor.

oh, well the first was damn imaginative. my father is a democrat, he owns a truck and SUV, has hunted since his teenage years, supports the death penalty and isn't a fan of Hillary. actually, you two would probably get along great.

so he is another piss poor democrat according to your list.

[GillTeepbew]

Spad, let me get to my point, I feel I am being vague.

IMO, you are painting a picture of a democrat I do not know. A picture of a democrat on TV or on this site. This is not representative of all democrats. I saw MiB railing about moderates earlier today and damnt, I think that's one of the best things this country has. Someone who doesn't have their foot stapled to the party line, considering both have their issues right now.

I just wanted to say that. Just because I didn't vote for Bush doesn't mean I subscribe to Liberal Weekly.

[gkihueonhjh]

Spad, let me get to my point, I feel I am being vague.

IMO, you are painting a picture of a democrat I do not know. A picture of a democrat on TV or on this site. This is not representative of all democrats. I saw MiB railing about moderates earlier today and damnt, I think that's one of the best things this country has. Someone who doesn't have their foot stapled to the party line, considering both have their issues right now.

I just wanted to say that. Just because I didn't vote for Bush doesn't mean I subscribe to Liberal Weekly.

Of course. That's the whole point of political observation. The thing was about stereotypes. Many of the arguements in the mains rely on the stereotypes. There is no single person like that.

[Xewksghy]

Of course. That's the whole point of political observation. The thing was about stereotypes. Many of the arguments in the mains rely on the stereotypes. There is no single person like that.

Of course not and that's one of the main reasons I stay the hell out of there.

Look at the two of us for example. I think we get along swimmingly (aside from the old jokes, lol). Now..who would ever imagine that? Because when I speak to you, I am not speaking to someone I have paint brushed based on who he may have voted for..I am speaking to a person I have come to know.

Savvy?? Good..you old fart.

[Anamehuskeene]

*cough*

You get along swimmingly cause you met in the aquarobics class, non?

[beth]

Skinny dipping at the Grotto.

[zoppereurvito]

*cough*

You get along swimmingly cause you met in the aquarobics class, non?

Donkey...shouldn't you be messaging your new girlfriend?

[mirzaterak]

Said female in question (not my girlfriend) is currently in bed. She has finals tommorow.

[freddyujnf]

Said female in question (not my girlfriend) is currently in bed. She has finals tommorow.

6th graders have finals?? Who knew!

[MattJargin]

Just cause you're getting on in years doesn't mean you have to have vicarious fantasies through me.