[royarnekara]

I bet that OxiClean could have cleaned out those arteries
like reg detergent couldn't!

[abOfU9nJ]

He shoulda called Vince. One ShamWow could have handled it.

[*Playergirl*]

Vince is too busy using his sham wows to clean up all that blood, caused by a raging
hooker biting his tongue (just before he bashed the h. e. double hockey sticks out of her)!
Mugshot:

[jimmy28]

I thought about the OxiClean one as well.

Then he could have used the Goforit to remove the fat from his arteries.

Haven't seen either one's commercials as of late though!

[DoctorTDent]

Well, at leat people can reflect back on his and the ShamWow Guy's commercials on You Tube if they want to see them yell again.

[SingleMan]

I was suggesting that on another site, that he may have had a stroke or heart attack or something.


I was hoping that I would get some Orange Glo as a prize for being right, but you never know about these things......

[Thifiadardivy]

Operators are STANDING BY!!!!!!!!!!!

[ibiDb4uu]

Well, at leat people can reflect back on his and the ShamWow Guy's commercials on You Tube if they want to see them yell again.

No thanks. I'd rather have you tase my bloody eye socket.

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[Niobaralegra]

Oh, my. This thread is truly the gift that keeps on giving. ( cleans coffee off of keyboard)

[zuhraliyana]

Isn't that the procedure that former VP Dick Cheney has to have done every now & then?

Their commecials are back on the air now. Saw the one about the Slap Chopper and Mays' one for I-Can Health Insurance.

That could have halped and maybe he would have been alive now - but I-Can forget about their commercials.

[mymnduccete]

Isn't that the procedure that former VP Dick Cheney has to have done every now & then

Stents and periodic follow-up for his Implantable Cardioverter Defibrillator.

Halfway to being bionic.

[addisonnicogel]

...assuming the other part is human...

[loginereQQ]

That's ^ a BIG leap

[mirzaterak]

Gentlemen; We can rebuild him. We can make him better than he was before. Steve Austin will be that man.

Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster (Clip from the opening seen of The Six Million Dollar Man)!

[Joesred]

Oh God, I can't stand it.

There's STILL more.


I just watched a TV commercial by the recently departed Billy Mays.

Ironically, he was pitching some sort of medical insurance, based in Boca Raton FL, ICanBenefit

[Attarderb]

You're right!

I've seen that commercial lately as well. As well as OxiClean and the one about the 4-Hamburger cooking gadget.

Looks like he's come back to haunt us!

[kranskregyan]

I wonder who is being greedy here, the advertisers or his family.

I saw him doing that Scratch concealer at the gym the other day. Creeped me out.

[Enrivaanonock]

No doubt his estate continues to be paid when his commercials are aired. Or that the ads were contracted for a specific span of run / air time.

If not then he had a really lousy contract.

With his clout and exposure I wouldn't be surprised if he had his own production company involved in the making / marketing / distribution of the commercials -- all of which would mean big returns for Mr. Mays & his heirs.

Indeed ...

Mr. Mays production company - Four Blind Mice Productions, LLC.

[ggiifdfalls]

His commercials did stop for a while when it was learned that he died.

But I wonder if someone will eventually replace him in those commercials.